That Washes my Whale

broral:

pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

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spacedogprincess:

jerseyfiredragon20:

thewhaleridingvulcan:

crystalsoulslayer:

I always hate it when people are all “so do you go to school, or are you working, or” and I either have to

• make up some lie, or
• eventually get around to “I am not working because of depression/anxiety,” and subsequently have to deal with whatever bullshit-riddled and completely unsolicited opinions on mental illness this stranger feels obligated to share with me.

So my therapist was like, “You don’t have to do either. You can just say you haven’t worked in a while because you’re recovering from an illness.”

I tried it when the home inspector was here today, and it fucking worked. He was like, “oh, I’m sorry, are you doing better now,” and I’m like yeah, and don’t worry, it’s not contagious, awkward laugh, and we moved on.

MY THERAPIST. IS A GENIUS. Because it is an illness, so it’s not a lie to say that, and it’s also none of his business to know specifically what it is, and I clearly don’t want to give more details, so we should move on from this topic. MY THERAPIST IS A GODDAMN GENIUS.

Dude I needed this. I never know what to say when people ask if I work because I’m severely disabled and don’t work.

REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE HOLY SHIT

To add, this works on job interviews too.  I once had to answer the ‘so whats up with this gap of 8 months in your resume where you were unemployed?” and I just said I had suffered an illness and I needed time to recover.

It’s easy enough, not a lie, and puts them on edge enough that they usually don’t go digging.

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bisexualpiratequeen:

placentalmammal:

i had a dream that the latest meme was attributing all human achievement to a little league baseball team. like “wow, the pyramids of giza are stunning! those boys sure are talented, building pyramids to raise money for their trip to regionals!”

“its really incredible that the redhawks synthesized penicillin and invented vaccination. not as incredible as their 12-2 season record, though!”

that’d be a pretty good meme

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

rmwp:

sumrallmind:

sumrallmind:

I’m sorry but this is a negative?

Reblog if you show up, tell people that you’re gay, and nothing else.

thats just what gays do

the gay agenda is being the human equivalent of a pop-up notification

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